Me me me
well, i’m 30
Back in 1979 when I made my debut, I came into the world two months earlier than scheduled because I literally could not wait to be born. The doctors, they tried to stop me, to keep me lounging around in the comfort and safety that my mother provided, but I was all, “Hell no, let’s … Continue reading
random question of the day
Commence ridiculously long introduction: I like to sleep with my windows open, so as soon as the temperature is warm enough for me to leave my windows open all night without dying of hypothermia, that’s what I do. Fresh air? I’m a fan. Last night, there was perfect sleeping weather: not overwhelmingly hot, not ridiculously … Continue reading
oh hey you guys
I suppose there’s no reason for me to offer an excuse about why I haven’t been updating my blog, again, except this time I totally do have an excuse, which is that I am redesigning a website. It’s funny, in a way, because one of the millions of things I used to do was design … Continue reading
consider yourself updated
Well, hi there. What’s up? I’m still jobless (though I have an interview on Friday — a phone interview — and I am always an idiot on the phone so that should be spectacular) but I seem busier than ever. That’s because I have embraced domestic life and spend chunks of my day cleaning things … Continue reading
dork, part 9,573,422
Here, I made a video.
the exclusive interview
So I got five questions from All The Wine because I responded to this post with something along the lines of “Ooooh! Interview me! I have nothing to blog about ever! Whee!” (That is not an exact quotation.) And I will answer the questions, but first I should also mention the rules, I suppose: 1. … Continue reading
the year in review
So, 2009 is on Thursday. That’s kind of weird, because I was really just getting into the swing of 2008, consistently writing it on my checks and whatnot. I’m weirded out by the end of yet another year and the beginning of a new one, one where, among other things, I will turn 30. (What … Continue reading
i might be dying
I mean, we’re all dying, and with each passing moment we’re just that much closer to death. And having made that cheerful point, let me be specific. It was about 4 a.m. and I was in bed. I woke up because my foot (my left one) was really itchy. Like seriously itchy, yo. How itchy? … Continue reading
the jamelah one hundred
Isn’t it, like, a requirement to have one of those 100 Things posts? I think so, yeah. I used to have one. Or actually, I had two. I made a list the first time the meme went around many long years ago, and then it went around again, so I did it again. Because if … Continue reading
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