Politics
in which i liveblog election returns and don’t drink because i’m currently on antibiotics
Four years ago, it was a beautiful, sunny day in Michigan. I walked to my polling place and voted. It felt like a magical day. This morning, I got up and scraped ice off the car to drive to my polling place because it was about 20 degrees outside and I’m not willingly going for … Continue reading
one thing, before i shut up about politics
The first Presidential election I was old enough to vote in was the one in 2000. I remember feeling like this was a very big deal. Because I was going to be in Italy when the election took place, I made sure to get an absentee ballot mailed to my apartment in Venice. It was … Continue reading
in which i liveblog the election returns. and drink.
6:57 p.m. I’m not even watching the news right now, but I am drinking beer and getting ready to grill some chicken so I’m really busy. Tonight’s liveblogging alcoholic beverage of choice is Bell’s Two-Hearted Ale. If for no other reason on earth, we should all love Michigan because of Bell’s beer. Anyway, I just … Continue reading
i did
I have another post planned for later. It involves drinking and watching live election coverage. So stay tuned for that. Though my internet connection has been a giant jerk lately so if there’s a slight breeze or a leaf hits the cable or anything then perhaps I won’t be doing that, and I wanted to … Continue reading
an open letter to john mccain
Dear John McCain, Hi. How are things? Busy and exhausting? I’m sure. I can’t even imagine maintaining the kind of schedule you have these days, but that’s just one of the reasons why I will never run for President of the United States. Or of anywhere else for that matter. Anyway, you might be wondering … Continue reading
in which i liveblog the presidential debate. and drink.
I like multitasking. Stay tuned right here for entertainment aplenty. Because it has to be entertaining, right? Right? RIGHT? 8:38 p.m. Just so you know, I blame [name withheld to protect the totally not innocent] for this exercise in public humiliation. Totally his fault. 9:00 p.m. Here I am, me and Brian Williams, and he … Continue reading
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