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hair measuring time!
Well, that’s disappointing.
the week in review
Writing this might’ve been a better idea.
how i got a giant cookie, as explained in a video wherein i am overcaffeinated and i talk too much
Before you click, I mean, if you do — because you may not, and that’s fine — I just want you to know that seriously, I am entirely aware of the fact that there is no excuse for how long this video is. You have my apologies. The moral of the story, anyway, which I … Continue reading
like watching paint dry, part 5
Here we are again with the hair and the tape measure and the talking. Brace yourselves, this is a long one, because I’m tired and I had to explain why. Oh man, seriously, what a night last night. I need a nap.
hail to the v
It’s been a long time since I’ve written about vaginas.1 But a friend of mine posted this video on Google+2 the other day, and while I certainly haven’t been thinking about it since then (I have so many other things to think about), it crossed my mind again this morning after being thoroughly entertained by … Continue reading
team missy for the win!
Look! It’s me and Missy! The funny thing about that photo is that I’m actually taller than she is. Anyway, Missy is the awesomest trooper I know, and probably ever will know — seriously she is incredible — and she’s been kicking cancer’s butt for the past several months now. I figure if there’s anything … Continue reading
like watching paint dry, part 3
In this installment of the thrilling ongoing saga of hair growth, I was telling stories about burning my face and modeling (not at the same time), but I left out another one where I blatantly lied and said I was cool. It went like this: Guy: He shot a man. Me: In Reno? Just to … Continue reading
a fun new way to mangle my name
I think in the future, this should only be said while doing jazz hands.
like watching paint dry, part 2
My hair, it is a-growin’. In other news, because I like to keep these updates as thrilling as possible, today I bought some geraniums. Gerania? Flowers.
like watching paint dry, part 1
Here we are, then. Watch and learn: Thrilling!
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