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happy friday!

As I said in a text to my friend Julie while I was leaving work (not that I wrote it while I was driving, because HELLO, THAT IS ILLEGAL and also texting while driving is dumb and I like being alive, so I am very responsible and only text at stoplights), “It’s gonna be beer … Continue reading »

awkward moments: a quiz

Yay! Who doesn’t love quizzes? 1. I accompanied Missy to her appointment with her oncologist. a. True b. False 2. Totally without warning, Missy busted out with a sex question, but that’s okay because it’s not like I’m a prude or anything. a. True b. False 3. Tearing membranes, chewing, breaking teeth. a. Dinner at … Continue reading »

don’t stop believin’. don’t ever stop.

I haven’t really written about this here, I don’t think, but back before Christmas, my best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. I remember getting the news — I was on my lunch break, talking on the phone to the guy who was shortly to become my ex, and a series of text messages rolled … Continue reading »

i should have a series on how to pronounce things*

Last week, I posted about a conversation I had, and I used ellipsis points several times to denote pauses. I received the following comment on this post: I know how to pronounce Jamelah (because there was an instructional video), but I’ve always wondered how to pronounce … And because I am nothing if not a … Continue reading »

hello. i’m a tool.

enter title here

I’ve been sitting here for awhile, trying to think of something to write that might cheer up my blog a bit. Because let’s face it — my blog is a sad sack motherfucker lately. I don’t really have much to offer, however, what with my life being like something out of a country song these … Continue reading »

i thought you might enjoy the beautiful weather

It smells like worms outside.

are you mispronouncing my name?

Watch and learn: Yeah.

how to flirt like the girls in the magazines

Because I obviously have way too much free time, I read an article earlier, called Dating Tips: 9 Flirting Moves That Work (and Ones That Never Ever Will) and it was neither particularly interesting nor enlightening, but there was this part: Flirting Move #2: The Wink Erin says: The wink can be friendly or cutesy, … Continue reading »

dork, part 9,573,422

Here, I made a video.