Things I Shouldn’t Have Written About
hail to the v
It’s been a long time since I’ve written about vaginas.1 But a friend of mine posted this video on Google+2 the other day, and while I certainly haven’t been thinking about it since then (I have so many other things to think about), it crossed my mind again this morning after being thoroughly entertained by … Continue reading
awkward moments: a quiz
Yay! Who doesn’t love quizzes? 1. I accompanied Missy to her appointment with her oncologist. a. True b. False 2. Totally without warning, Missy busted out with a sex question, but that’s okay because it’s not like I’m a prude or anything. a. True b. False 3. Tearing membranes, chewing, breaking teeth. a. Dinner at … Continue reading
now with more boobs
I thought maybe when I finally decided to update my blog once again, it might be about something deep or important, but this is me we’re dealing with, so… really. Boobs. Of course. So, okay. I have boobs. Two of them. I’m mostly indifferent to them, because I’ve had them since I was 10, which … Continue reading
thy eternal summer shall not fade
So, Caryn, who is a source of information about things that I never would’ve even thought about imagining, shared a link with me the other day about a product. I believe my first reaction to seeing this product was to say, “Oh my god.” Do you want to know what it is? I’ll tell you: … Continue reading
me jane: the clothing of one’s loins
Yesterday, Caryn (who is often the source of my better ideas) directed my attention to something I was not expecting: loincloths for women. She said I needed to research this, so that is what I have done. After doing some searches and discovering that there was no mention of these loincloths on the websites of … Continue reading
is your betty ready?
This morning, while I was waiting for my coffee to brew, I checked my email and noticed something from Caryn. Caryn sends me links and news stories to keep me informed about all sorts of things, and thanks to her, I know so much stuff I wouldn’t have a clue about otherwise. Caryn is the … Continue reading
let’s talk about underwear. sort of.
This morning while looking up info on the butt-dickie (mentioned here) to make sure I was understanding it correctly, I visited the site, Miss Oops. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am all in favor of a line of products aimed at preventing wardrobe malfunctions, seeing as how I am a natural wardrobe malfunction-magnet. For … Continue reading
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